Diane Warren Shares Hilarious Dating Profile

Diane Warren Shares Hilarious Dating Profile

Hey, Oscar, are you single?

Superstar songwriter and 12-time Academy Award nominee Diane Warren posted a tongue-in-cheek dating profile on Wednesday, and the man she’s in search of shares a lot of similarities with the golden guy doled out every year by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences.

“So, it’s never too late to put out the beacon: Yes, I’m single. Yes, I’m looking,” reads the profile, “Songwriter and hopeless romantic,” that Warren posted this morning. “I’m looking for a man in my life. I like them short, bald, smooth, and golden. I like a guy that is built solid and statuesque. A naked knight that carries a big sword … I digress I’ve lost out in finding my true love eleven times before. Hoping to finally put an end to that streak.”

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